he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
bad ass SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
too late SCORE 38
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
oh wow SCORE 49
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
he made his choice SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
i am this dog SCORE 20
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
