Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Not even once SCORE 58
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
This is adorable SCORE 135
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Just let me go SCORE 49
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
The truth hurts SCORE 40
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When I die… SCORE 130
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Star Vars SCORE 55
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
Ooops? SCORE 118
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
