guilty on all charges SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
puzzling SCORE 18
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
we really got the life SCORE 12
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
til death do us part SCORE 23
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
boom SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
fancy af SCORE 10
never forget SCORE 20
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
glucose guardian SCORE 12
a frog riding a motorcycle SCORE 38
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
not a high success rate SCORE 25
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
enter my what now? SCORE 28
therapy burn SCORE 29
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
only room for one! SCORE 24