
Hey Officer SCORE 76

My Friends Cat Got It's Head Stuck In A Vase SCORE 102

The most accurate thing I have read today SCORE 180

10 annnd... a dead body. SCORE 252

One of the many postive effects of excercise SCORE 121

More like $60 SCORE 26

Siblings especially. SCORE 120

Simpsons did it first? SCORE 22

This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people are SCORE 74

Apple throwin more shade than trees SCORE 147

Just garlic things. SCORE 22

Hillary responds SCORE 119

Politicians are scary. SCORE 93

I have morning problems. SCORE 80

Texting while flying. SCORE 78

What street do you live on? SCORE 54

Evil Batman. SCORE 130

$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks... SCORE 23

The hard path SCORE 66

Pain is temporary but gpa is forever SCORE 14

50 shades of terrible characterisation SCORE 125

So How Free Are You? SCORE 124

A 400lb bear shot with a tranquilizer, aiming to sedate it for transport. Panicked, it headed for water and started to drown when the sedatives kicked in: a wildlife conservation biologist swam out saved the bear. SCORE 108

ADHD kids. SCORE 185

Gamers know the struggle. SCORE 27

and just see what happens... SCORE 168

Doctor Who's Lady Cassandra sugar cookies SCORE 127

Priorities. SCORE 127

Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!! SCORE 100

Alcázar of Segovia, Spain. SCORE 253

There's plenty of fish in the sea, they said... SCORE 241

If we're going for period correct, and all that... SCORE 35