Burn. SCORE 158
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
How I shower. SCORE 156
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Poor owl. SCORE 205
How I die. SCORE 289
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Touché. SCORE 336
Acute angle. SCORE 197
‘Merica. SCORE 228
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Pubid. SCORE 143
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
English is hard. SCORE 291
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Attack! SCORE 196
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277