My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
He’s bananas SCORE 206
This shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in morse code SCORE 105
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
WWJD? SCORE 96
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
They know the truth. SCORE 78
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Trust no one SCORE 106
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Rough Italians SCORE 142
Never sink SCORE 146
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56