Now my boss is scared of me... SCORE 57
The greatest color names in the world SCORE 177
Grandma will provide... SCORE 24
Other people's drama makes my life more interesting. SCORE 100
You don't want to get cold now, do you tiny human? SCORE 194
They did the math SCORE 87
Who wore it better? SCORE 192
Internet training: 101. SCORE 105
Louis CK nominated for best actor SCORE 113
Sorry baby, this one is on you. SCORE 78
The instructions for my new dog shampoo SCORE 201
What you want at that age. SCORE 297
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Kittens 'Mirin SCORE 68
You do you, boo. SCORE 24
Why I act gay in public. SCORE 236
The Media is Public Enemy #2 SCORE 22
You will never be this tough SCORE 99
How I learned how to spell "Beautiful." SCORE 211
Always call with this news SCORE 222
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
Swooping SCORE 204
Batman versus Hey Jude. SCORE 144
We're it SCORE 165
I will end them. SCORE 120
Middle school couples be like SCORE 165
... just checking SCORE 19
Keeping it together SCORE 78
Don't call me honey SCORE 123
The kindness of a stranger. SCORE 320
That is strangely motivating... SCORE 29
Pop them pills... SCORE 31
