What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
Never sink SCORE 146
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
WWJD? SCORE 96
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
