The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I love you. SCORE 20
How people see me. SCORE 233
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
New books. SCORE 200
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Accurate. SCORE 257
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Please be troll. SCORE 194
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Friends. SCORE 213
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Ladies… SCORE 173
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
