Safe pupper SCORE 81
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
We live different lives. SCORE 58
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Mama no. SCORE 52
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Every time. SCORE 37
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
+ cry. SCORE 119
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The life of a book. SCORE 74
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 46
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
