Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Words. SCORE 200
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Ross, is that you? SCORE 246
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
Jerk! SCORE 125
Buddies. SCORE 18
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Dear God. SCORE 119
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Wait a second… SCORE 89
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
