don’t tell mom SCORE 24
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
time is of the essence SCORE 17
more milk per milk SCORE 17
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
holy dog SCORE 20
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
burns so good SCORE 4
everything else sucks SCORE 16
not even mad SCORE 26
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
go back to c SCORE 25
pure happiness SCORE 20
evil genius SCORE 13
got it SCORE 19
flan from god SCORE 20
happy birthday! SCORE 19
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
loin king SCORE 27
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
i’m the joke SCORE 19
always screaming SCORE 5
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
extra crust SCORE 27
dirty talk SCORE 21
i don’t think he can SCORE 7