Never sink SCORE 146
Rough Italians SCORE 142
He’s bananas SCORE 206
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing SCORE 69
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Why You Should Never Go Out During Any Storm… SCORE 109
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Trust no one SCORE 106
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
