My phone and I are so close… SCORE 175
Where we should send Justin Bieber. SCORE 179
Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115
Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 66
White people dancing. SCORE 124
Boy, have things changed… SCORE 155
Camel art. SCORE 13
Gently blow on your screen. SCORE 110
How to outplay a penguin SCORE 102
This is why I don’t go in the water… SCORE 128
Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93
House prices. SCORE 3
Why I hate getting new clothes. SCORE 127
Bad Education SCORE 233
Zero stars SCORE 14
They know something I don’t. SCORE 214
Marie Curie SCORE 208
Day 3. SCORE 146
Depression parkour. SCORE 20
Canadian police. SCORE 148
My cat when it’s awake vs. when it’s asleep. SCORE 169
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118
Cross section of a hand grenade SCORE 11
I’m sweating bullets, here! SCORE 130
Waiting in line SCORE 170
Goes the clock. SCORE 181
American is not lovin’ it… SCORE 144
On the first day. SCORE 190
I Still Can’t Find Them SCORE 156
Foreigners. SCORE 217
Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 147
The coolest pup. SCORE 9
