I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Real Ocean Facts! SCORE 9
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
Dear God. SCORE 119
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
POGS SCORE 130
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Instagram is down… SCORE 5
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
Super Mario Bros. in real life SCORE 20
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
Buddies. SCORE 18
