looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
baby food SCORE 14
boasting brains SCORE 13
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 4
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
working it out now SCORE 29
peeking perusal SCORE 11
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
taking cover SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
half-baked SCORE 16
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
memory log found SCORE 16
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
a shell of a point SCORE 34
streaming meaning SCORE 21
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
overboard overloading SCORE 18
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
man that’d be lit SCORE 21
the godflower SCORE 13
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12