don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
cats find a way SCORE 23
accidental beauty SCORE 31
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
i like bananas SCORE 9
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
zero traction SCORE 11
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
every segment on the news SCORE 14
a very small dog SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
is this satire? SCORE 14
