Kids these days… SCORE 105
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
Coincidence? SCORE 148
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
Touché… SCORE 192
Bee logic. SCORE 159
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Accurate. SCORE 323
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
True fear. SCORE 255
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Preflight Update SCORE 17
