Be yourself SCORE 162
Because I'll never grow up SCORE 11
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 171
Comfort zone SCORE 9
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 17
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
Haiku about my mornings SCORE 5
Somethings never change SCORE 9
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
Nope SCORE 6
A lava river SCORE 11
My hotel understands my needs. SCORE 11
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
That’s what friends are for… SCORE 4
Americans Will Probably Never See These Covers SCORE 172
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 4
I love moo too SCORE 12
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -7
True beauty SCORE 9
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
I’m fine SCORE 17
