The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
Real American hero SCORE 41
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
80 hours these days SCORE -18
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
15, max. SCORE 52
Fatality SCORE 40
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
