Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
muggle born SCORE 14
no SCORE 23
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
texagons SCORE 23
a true work of art SCORE 13
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
help, i woke up SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the council has convened. SCORE 15
