Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Not even once SCORE 58
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Star Vars SCORE 55
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Ooops? SCORE 118
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When I die… SCORE 130
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
This is adorable SCORE 135
RIP SCORE 63
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
The truth hurts SCORE 40
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
