never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
important psa SCORE 44
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
cats always come first SCORE 27
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
pebble and roll SCORE 65
5 days a week SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
too late SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
so true SCORE 37
there were no survivors SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
oh wow SCORE 49
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
