Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Probably… SCORE 185
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Seal SCORE 28
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Never forget. SCORE 159
Genius. SCORE 145
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Burn! SCORE 249
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Being sick. SCORE 140
Burn! SCORE 216
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Accurate. SCORE 112
