
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 248

Yes. It hurt very much. Supernatural anti-pickup line. SCORE 192

How the world riots. SCORE 211

And none for Lindsay Lohan. SCORE 241

I feel bad for that poor guy SCORE 203

Bill Murray's greatest idea. SCORE 157

Your move, Hemingway SCORE 94

You underestimate my imagination SCORE 80

‘tis the season SCORE 28

Many smol SCORE 79

Such tilt. Much fuzz. Many cutes. SCORE 113

A heartbreaking moment SCORE 135

Pinned ya! Pinned ya again! SCORE 200

And just like that, a space race is born. SCORE 126

Please Don't Ask SCORE 75

Press X SCORE 53

"Sigh. Okay, I will hold your hand. If that makes you feel better" SCORE 108

27 legit cool gifts SCORE 108

Reading a bedtime story SCORE 142

In cute cat news, my mom put up an Easter decal on our front door and it makes Gigi look like a Dr. Seuss character. SCORE 108

He's worth it, too. SCORE 23

Well, Summer? SCORE 82

Gimme noms. SCORE 152

Sherlock's only friend. SCORE 218

How to get a 100 on your book report SCORE 77

Soooooo, my microwave is demanding sacrifices now. SCORE 120

Art history. SCORE 165

Don't do it SCORE 112

What to say when you get caught sleeping at your desk. SCORE 115

What's my purpose? SCORE 105

1922: A radio so small and portable, it fits in a suitcase! SCORE 47

Dog logic. SCORE 133