Completionists understand SCORE 28
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
this! i need one! SCORE 3
five year long hey loop SCORE 11
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
what will you be when you’re 100 years old SCORE 29
it’s all about the perspective SCORE 29
you’re staring at the answer – this parchment in your hands SCORE 25
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
catnip and chill SCORE 18
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
you have to take a picture before you can eat… SCORE 11
the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
in case you thought it was called a hole bowl SCORE 22
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
at least 12 earths can fit in the sun SCORE 32
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
waiting six minutes is technically later SCORE 39
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
the technology to google your own mind cant be that far away SCORE 21
talk about adding insult to injury SCORE 20
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
there is also a dog SCORE 29
