Like a boss. SCORE 203
Be kind to retail workers SCORE 130
Feel old yet? SCORE 98
One of the many reasons I love Futurama! SCORE 102
Don't look for a cake recipe in a phone book SCORE 171
Nope. SCORE 142
Social media done right SCORE 132
But they never happen SCORE 187
With Some Coaching, Monty The Dog Can Drive A Car SCORE 133
Like a boss SCORE 199
Highway signs in Arizona. SCORE 89
Do You Like Boys Or Girls? SCORE 140
Above the clouds SCORE 64
The golden days of trolling. SCORE 91
Are you trying to disagree with me? SCORE 61
This, all the time. SCORE 133
After I realized how many members of the Trump administration have resigned or been fired thus far. SCORE 98
The pug life. SCORE 85
The Fandoms SCORE 208
"A number of..." SCORE 293
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 124
Party goals SCORE 155
Every time an "unknown caller" asks my name SCORE 168
The shower curtain was too long. SCORE 124
Happens every time SCORE 59
Bloody Mary. SCORE 113
Horcrux Hunting SCORE 173
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 70
At Least The Dog Is Paying Attention SCORE 153
In this together SCORE 155
Please Don't Leave Me Again SCORE 171
