a can’t opener SCORE 16
was that me? no way that was me SCORE 26
that’s jeff goldblum SCORE 29
may the force be with you SCORE 27
who remember purple ketchup? SCORE 39
my sharpest shoes SCORE 33
owl was on a mission SCORE 52
googles how to upgrade depression SCORE 35
unionized seals SCORE 29
is this not normal? SCORE 74
this is marriage SCORE 11
there is no freedom from this SCORE 37
the three kinds of cats SCORE 31
this is how dogs wear pants SCORE 29
retirement sounds nice SCORE 11
who said meal prepping was hard? SCORE 4
now I can sing along SCORE 6
and the kid will still be up at 5 am SCORE 18
and all the bad floats away SCORE 15
my time is soon SCORE 19
the kraken rises SCORE 29
money on taco bell SCORE 6
magazine gaze SCORE 38
i’m a fugue animal SCORE 22
rainbow death SCORE 31
pizza blanket SCORE 20
year of the rabbit SCORE 19
guess he’ll have to write a book about it SCORE 33
i need this lego waffle maker SCORE 17
this frog loves you SCORE 21
weekend pajama adventure SCORE 23
too many big feelings SCORE 54