with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
*just in case SCORE 27
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
this is really cute SCORE 54
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
5, obviously SCORE 38
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
parental support SCORE 22
she’s the one SCORE 1
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
the free in freedom SCORE 23
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
self esteam issues SCORE 26
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
