terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
help, i woke up SCORE 32
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
texagons SCORE 23
muggle born SCORE 14
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
a true work of art SCORE 13
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
no SCORE 23
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
space facts on your back SCORE 37