Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
I choose you! SCORE 274
Ummm… SCORE 214
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
I get it now. SCORE 233
Freeze. SCORE 207
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Times have changed. SCORE 300
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273
Microwave: SCORE 183
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
I love being around you. SCORE 218
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203