In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
treat? SCORE 25
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s all good. SCORE 49
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Olden but golden SCORE 19
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Movie Magic SCORE 27
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
No, this is patrick SCORE 41