The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
‘Merica. SCORE 228
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Attack! SCORE 196
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
How I shower. SCORE 156
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 151
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
English is hard. SCORE 291
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Touché. SCORE 336
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Burn. SCORE 158
How I die. SCORE 289
Baby on board. SCORE 185
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
