Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The future. SCORE 23
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
2pactopus SCORE 113
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
The power of barking SCORE 18
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
