How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor. SCORE 157
I has a hat. SCORE 133
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Coincidence? SCORE 148
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Do want. SCORE 214
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
It might be a little late for that… SCORE 97
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
The Mayan calendar. SCORE 205
Have you ever watched an apocalypse movie? SCORE 237
Internet training: 101. SCORE 105
Relationship issues. SCORE 253
Like most things in life… SCORE 105
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Wrapping presents as a cat owner. SCORE 98
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
The truth about the holidays. SCORE 171
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Well that was close… SCORE 137
Breaking Bad in Canada. SCORE 173
How I feel paying my bills each month. SCORE 120
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 323
TOTALLY not a lie! SCORE 6
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Dream logic. SCORE 306
