i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
advantage me? SCORE 54
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
they blocked my number SCORE 16
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
horny bbq SCORE 30
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
rowboatcop SCORE 26
today was a good day SCORE 38
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
time to call it a day SCORE 34
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
like that! SCORE 53
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
textbook-ception SCORE 50
i want to squash his face SCORE 46
porn title SCORE 39
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
genius SCORE 26
how could you, son? SCORE 41
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34