that’s why they call it “falling asleep”… SCORE 6
just need to remember the monty hall problem to avoid this! SCORE 12
and my stomach is sick… SCORE 17
what guard? SCORE 20
i just want validation that i’m a capable adult SCORE 7
grandpa joe: the ultimate conman SCORE 24
the ideal list of names SCORE 23
an unimportant venn diagram SCORE 23
*chooses all four* SCORE 18
well…i suppose that’s true too… SCORE 11
this image file can never be lossless SCORE -18
professional swingers SCORE 22
learn something new every day SCORE 11
it’s beautiful SCORE 30
they’re the same picture SCORE 32
pretty much how the beginning of appointments go SCORE 36
some days captcha chooses violence SCORE 45
how to deal with cat vampires SCORE 27
a true masterplates SCORE 21
that’s a poké-man SCORE 16
such a good feeling SCORE 29
influencer, i don’t even know ‘er SCORE 14
this pun has me howling SCORE 20
what a weenie SCORE 12
gone in a flash SCORE 35
turtle power SCORE 20
what a good idea! SCORE 11
i wonder how effective this’d be SCORE 26
smh, mom SCORE 21
“does someone smell popcorn?” to add more fire to the mix SCORE 12
“good thing I have 18 spare meals and a basement full of cookies, dearie” SCORE 9
the top 10 states to live in: SCORE 23
