Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
I would eat them. SCORE 41
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 45
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
Tulip Field in the Netherlands SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Ricks Roll Out. SCORE 27
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Jim, you animal. SCORE 48
*OSHA has pressed F in chat* SCORE 37
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
WELL THEN SCORE 17
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 43
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
