You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 69
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Totally SCORE 87
Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 89
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
Arby’s… SCORE 92
heroes SCORE 54
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Git Gud SCORE 118
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
