they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
she earned her pony SCORE 40
i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 23
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
productively lazy SCORE 18
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
the cutest criminal SCORE 23
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
the magic of chrome SCORE 26
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
sometimes you just can’t leave the past in the past SCORE 24
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12
chickens have had enough SCORE 14
and i never will SCORE 42
a bed time rockstar SCORE 25
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
you can keep him SCORE 18
dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24