How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Accurate. SCORE 257
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Finally. SCORE 345
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
China vs Germany SCORE 294
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
