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We+are+best+buds%26%238230%3Bobviously.
Dads+whom+disappoint.
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Two+feet+of+snow%2C+roughly.
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
Do+not+blame+on+the+stars+that+which+comes+from+inside.
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
Its+gods+real+estate%2C+really.
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Art+is+delicious%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Dog%2C+probably.
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
He+will+make+a+great+father%2C+someday.
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
IKEA+sells+a+chocolate+build-a-moose+kit%2C+allegedly.
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
%2Aspits+venom%2A
*spits venom* SCORE 37
We+got+the+treat%21
We got the treat! SCORE 25
I%2C+for+one%2C+welcome+our+new+drone+overlords%26%238230%3B
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
How+is+the+rental+market%2C+son%3F
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
The+age+of+sin+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
A+poem+of+blood+lust.
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Anything+is+a+corral+if+you+try+hard+enough.
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
How+to+sell+a+cucumber.
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
Terminate+the+hate.
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
Tiger+versus+mud
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
Ok+but+now+theres+a+restraining+order+involved%26%238230%3B
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Hiding+ice+cream+from+kids+hacks%26%238230%3B
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
This+is+fine%26%238230%3B
This is fine… SCORE 31
Best+news+Ive+heard+all+day.
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
Sleep+sweet%2C+civil+servants.
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
I+earned+this%26%238230%3B
I earned this… SCORE 47
Happy+jumper+boys.
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
It+was+worth+a+try+anyway.
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
The+only+Avengers+Im+interested+in.
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Magical+Pi+Bush%21%21
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
%2Arisky+click%2A
*risky click* SCORE 32
Forbidden+lobby.
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
Please+stop+destroying+the+loo%26%238230%3B
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
The+sheer+girth+of+this+bird+persons+bird%26%238230%3B
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
I+did+not+see+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
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Things+to+release+at+a+wedding+ceremony.
Things to release at a wedding ceremony. SCORE 183
Meanwhile%2C+in+Poland.
Meanwhile, in Poland. SCORE 90
I+should+probably+shave+my+legs+soon.
I should probably shave my legs soon. SCORE 228
Fat+felt+pin+cushion+kitties.
Fat felt pin cushion kitties. SCORE 153
1%2C000+Likes+to+get+a+cat.
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
The+prediction.
The prediction. SCORE 54
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