Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Accurate. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 345