fig newton shoes SCORE 15
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
whoops SCORE 6
there goes my week SCORE 22
all the yes SCORE 16
false advertising SCORE 9
am i a pig? SCORE 12
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
myself, obviously SCORE 32
they would breed SCORE 25
delicates SCORE 3
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
bologna! SCORE 18
failed eye test SCORE 34
new perspective on life SCORE 14
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
i have cats SCORE 9
they traded places SCORE 28
more cheesecake SCORE 16
drunk humming bird SCORE 34
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
404 error SCORE 8
drunk drama SCORE 9
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
nice cat SCORE 9
resistance is futile SCORE 7
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
earth sandwich SCORE 36
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
