We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
Everyone was a good boy SCORE 30
The wonder of US health insurance SCORE 27
Please.. My son.. He is very sick. SCORE 16
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Hello, good sir. SCORE 34
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
It only happens once a year sale… SCORE 25
He did earn such a thing. SCORE 29
Russian zombies… SCORE 34
Liminal spaces. SCORE 28
Arms delivery. SCORE 30
Have you tried switching to Firefox? SCORE 6
Fsck aro SCORE 24
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
Impressive forger SCORE 45
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
I ship it… SCORE 29
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Pspspspspsps SCORE 23
Jesus was baked. SCORE 25
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
Crows collecting snowflakes. SCORE 28
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
Recurring vandalism. SCORE 22
It won’t be cute. SCORE 29
Welp, see ya later. SCORE 17
*CRONCH* SCORE 31
*tips hat* SCORE 22
