rude diet SCORE 36
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
oh sweet release SCORE 50
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
time to call it a day SCORE 34
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 38
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 5
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
place your bets! SCORE 48
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 62
everything is south america now SCORE 46
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
call me dr SCORE 32
i feel seen SCORE 31
come to daddy! SCORE 30
the shape of soup SCORE 44
the original American badass SCORE 88
worth every sin SCORE 32
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
cozy SCORE 36
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
