
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24

always assume the worst SCORE 32

all busses are loved equally SCORE 49

this was me in high school SCORE 19

dating in your 30s SCORE 23

i might be a vampire SCORE 26

my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22

cat ownership defined SCORE 32

wartime golf rules SCORE 21

dapper jupiter SCORE 29

every freaking day SCORE 21

and they became best friends after SCORE 32

act your wage SCORE 18

did someone say potatoes? SCORE 20

don’t judge me SCORE 14

present spoiled SCORE 32

it’s a bread knife SCORE 18

always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15

would pay to watch SCORE 14

treat yourself SCORE 15

later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12

may the force be with you SCORE 28

i too like to live dangrously SCORE -8

but i totally called it SCORE 28

antreefa SCORE 23

every word plagiarized SCORE 21

my genius is unequaled SCORE 23

that is correct SCORE 20

corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27

cops are on speed dial SCORE 25

this is a sine SCORE 15

feels like i’m there! SCORE 16