Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Mama no. SCORE 52
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 73
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Advanced Twitter SCORE 117
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 48
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 58
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Every time. SCORE 37
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
I GUESS SCORE 46
Oh my lawd. SCORE 80
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
+ cry. SCORE 119
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
We live different lives. SCORE 58
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
