
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26

That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 15

Please make it stop. SCORE 28

My best friend SCORE 24

Grans are good people* SCORE 25

it’s a blessing SCORE 22

Simply aghast. SCORE 13

ππππΎπΉ SCORE 24

Names and dates please. SCORE 9

Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24

Wordsmiths. SCORE 27

Ban humans. SCORE 7

RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18

Good. SCORE 25

Neighhhhhhh SCORE 18

I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25

The crows have eyes. SCORE 32

That’s great Bri! SCORE 16

Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14

Cocaine SCORE 23

Hello, old friend. SCORE 19

Could you not? SCORE 12

It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17

Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13

RIP epidermis… SCORE 18

Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18

Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15

Quatro crazy. SCORE 26

Respect the dogs day. SCORE 20

He could be right… SCORE 18

3d Kitchen ad in a newspaper SCORE 23

Periodic table with real elements SCORE 26