must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
slap them SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -4
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
yes they are SCORE 7
we dare you SCORE 10
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
is this satire? SCORE 14
it’s perfect SCORE 21
mooooo SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i like bananas SCORE 9
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
onward, steed! SCORE 14
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
everything beagle SCORE 1
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
