trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
pupils dilate SCORE 45
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
growing toe beans SCORE 33
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
the dishes… again SCORE 27
roger roger SCORE 14
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
species and age, please SCORE 40
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
dog bites everything SCORE 23
beavers hate water SCORE 35
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
we are the math problem SCORE 35
