Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 27
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Sports! SCORE 43
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
What murder? SCORE 45
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Proceed SCORE 30
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
